This blog post is brought to you by procrastination and my creepy roommates. My roommates gave me the inspiration for this post. A few nights ago while studying at the library they decided to be creepy/embarrassing and blow kisses and wave at me from the second floor windows until I and everyone else on the garden level looked up at them in confusion and amazement. You may be thinking, what does this have to do with finding a good man? And to that I say EVERYTHING! You see it hit me when my roommates were being creepily flirtatious with me as a joke that you could actually be flirtatious at the library FO REALZ and meet a man! Think about it, the library is a great place to meet a good man while boosting your GPA at the same time (can you say #winning?). Plus guys at the library are at least somewhat responsible, I mean they are at least attempting to care about school. That’s a step up from a lot of the guys I’ve been meeting lately. And let’s be honest it’s the responsible guys that are going to remember to buy you that pretty diamond ring someday, can I get an amen? So I started brainstorming for different pick up lines you can use while studying at the multifloored multinamed edifice known as the Baylor library. Feel free to scribble these pick up lines on a piece of notebook paper and pass it to that super cute Kappa Sig sitting in the cubicle in front of you. It’s never too early to stake out a formal date for next year.
Need help balancing that equation?
Wanna get a study room?
If I stand between the bookshelves promise you won’t let them squash me?
Wanna see a squirrel build a nest?
I notice you’re sitting in moody when you’ve got club jones written all over you.
Do you know what happens to protons and electrons? They attract.
I love a man that can read.
You’re hotter than my Java City coffee.
I hope you put these to good use, who knows there could be a future CEO in your midst.
Peace and Blessings
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