Playerism

If you’ve ever read this blog or stepped foot on the Baylor campus, you’re well aware of the fact that girls outnumber guys. This phenomenon on campus opens up the door for something I like to call playerism. Playerism - When a guy is “talking” to more than one girl at the same time without their knowledge. You see, talking to several girls is not exactly what I have a problem with, it’s the fact that the girls never know there is another girl in the picture! Well…that is until a friend finds out and tells them, or even worse he invites you and a bunch of other girls to hang out (fo realz, this totally happens!) So I’ve decided that there should be some rules established for playerism, to buffer our fragile hearts from further boy abuse ;) .

Players should have to register (not unlike sex offenders)

Do you have a player lurking in your Christian Heritage class? (Yes ladies even in religion, don’t let his interest in Pope Benedict fool you, he’s a dog) Now you can look up those classmate hotties in the Player Database, this way you’re well aware when a guy in your area is already talking to someone else. No longer will you have to fall prey to a player and his double timing ways, or waste your time with a guy that not only makes you feel special but makes half of your pledge class feel special as well.

Relationship status on facebook is not optional

This is one that Mark Zuckerburg attempted to solve for us, but unfortunately guys have figured this one out. No longer do guys feel the need to be “in a relationship” on facebook, when they ARE in fact in a relationship. Updated relationship stati (plural of status?) should be mandatory, punishable by a five year sentence in federal prison (I don’t play). Because we have enough on our plates without having to go all 90s and ask his friends (which could potentially be super embarrassing), life shouldn’t be like an episode of Saved by the Bell… and plus isn’t that why the internet was created?

I hope that this has brought awareness to the serious epidemic known as Playerism. Tell your friends, tell your sisters, heck tell any female you know, because only you can prevent Playerism.

Peace and blessings

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