Chick flicks. Let’s be honest, we all love them, we all want to be like them, and we all have our preconceived notions of what the perfect relationship should be based on them. So I decided today that I would share with you the little tidbits of advice that I have learned from this wonderful genre.
1) Pretty woman-what I learned: When all else fails put on a skimpy dress and a wig and work the street corner. Who knows what could happen? You might get kidnapped but you might also meet a super cute rich guy that will take you on a shopping spree! Also, dental floss is a must.
2) Bridget Jones’s Diary-what I learned: Sleeping with your boss can be a self-esteem booster, especially when he cheats on you. Because that will give you the incentive to not only lose weight, accomplish your goals and finally land that guy that you thought was stuck up but is actually really into you. Oh, and sheer tops with black bras are a must.
3) He’s Just Not That Into You- Yes he is. You suck.
4) 13 Going on 30-Sometimes finding the man of your dreams is as easy as finding a hole in the space time continuum…or having pixie dust fall on your head (kinda lame). Regardless of your favored time travel apparatus, going into the future and then going back and making nice with that not-so-hot friend from middle school can really pay off, especially when he grows up to be a super hot. Special tip- men of all ages love candy, especially Razzles.
5) A Walk to Remember-Making guys promise that they will never fall in love with you, will actually make them fall in love with you…especially if you’re dying.
I hope this has opened your eyes to all of the valuable tips that can be learned from movies. I try to implement these principles into my everyday life, especially the one about sheer tops.
Peace and blessings.
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